13 Things

In an effort to let you understand all my quirks and jerks, here are 13 things about me you may have guessed, may know, and may not have had a clue! Enjoy!

1. At 18, I thought I was an old maid and I'd NEVER get married. 3 mos. later I met the love of my life...and thought of him more of a one night stand. Boy, my radar was ba-roke.

2. I was Miss Hometown. But I didn't actually win the crown, it was a hand-me-down crown. I was first (or second) runner up and was crowned at someone's house. Lame. But I thought I was a rockstar.

3. If my dad had boobs or I was bald and male, we'd be twins.

4. At one point in my life I wanted to be a mortician.

5. My brother and my husband have the same name.

6. I love The Hills.

7. When I was 6 I wanted to change my name to Kimberly.

8. I've had my best friend since Kindergarten.

9. I really want to go back to school for Interior Design.

10. I'm afraid that I'll never be a mom.

11. I was in 4-H and took my pig (yes, oinker) to the State Fair.

12. I didn't get my drivers license until I was 17.

13. I'd love to live in New York City...if only for a year.